Nigel Powers

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The old bastard with all the hookers in Austin Powers 3 (Goldmember). He is the heavy-weight lift champion of Norwegian. He was found by black people in a cave near the Iraq border. For some people he is a myth because he doesn't have an anus, and shits out of his mouth..

Well that's just what they say..