Nobel Physics Prize

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Prize for being a top-notch brain-box in physics.

The prize was established by Alfred Nobel way back in the Olden Days. The prize is awarded annually, and is personally handed to the winner by the King of Sweden in the main bar of the Gem Saloon, Deadwood, South Dakota.

The prize consists of a trophy and a cash award, which can be traded in for sexual favours with the Gem's prostitutes. The selection of the winners is a long and difficult process, which is helped along by pulling names from a hat.

The Nobel Prize for Physics

Notable Winners of the Nobel Physics Prize[edit]