Nobel Prize for Rape and Pillage
The Nobel Prize for Rape and Pillage was first given in 1836 to Arthur Miller. Since then it has been given to Jeff Daniels, MC Hammer, Bill Cosby, Q-day and Leonard Nimoy. It was created by the Beastie Boys, a group of famous astronauts who also invented baseball. Upon receiving the Nobel Prize for Rape and Pillage one also receives 14 cucumbers, a ball of rolled up socks and an appearance on Happy Days. Nominations included David Bowie for his stealing of Queen Elizabeth's Yacht, the Vikings, and Satan.