Nom

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A lolcat nomming.

Noms wuz originally teh sustinence on which lolcats surviv, but r nao somethin mutch, mutch greatr.

Teh History ov Noms[edit]

Rly Rly Long Ago[edit]

Teh grate fud of teh lolcats, known as "noms" wuz creatd by, an so namd aftr, teh grate eldr lolcat Noam Chomsky (pernunced "nom" chomsky) hoo has preservd his powr todai an livez his life controllin humanz. he iz currently usin wan as slave whom he dubbd wif his own naym. noms wuz originally teh staple fud in da diet ov teh prehistoric lolcats, datin bak all teh wai 2 teh tiems ov teh grateLongifeles Praelongissima. Howevr since teh advent ov tehLolcats ovar teh Internet, teh elders ov teh grate lolcats gatherd an decidd 2 altr all noms into moar common state, so as 2 hide teh true nomes. an so, teh grate lolcat elders creatd Cheezburgers.

Nao an Latr[edit]

Teh grate bean responsible 4 makin story dat didnt involve teh end ov teh univers in da yer 304658 wuz dubbd NOMNOMNOM due 2 his grate powr. dis ar teh referencd 2 in da article bout the time period before the end of time. Teh grate Ceiling Cat also survivez on noms.

Nom as Verb[edit]

A lolcat about to nom his cake.
A great elder lolcat about to nom many people.

Evr since teh advent ov teh lolcat, "nomming" has become regularly usd verb. it meant 2 be as if eatin, or 2 eat, or rly anythin bout eatin. so teh next tiem thar iz silence at ur dinnr table while eatin, shout OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM an shoov all ur fud into ur mouth. it has lotz da grate usez, such as:

“I'm sorry but your dog OM NOM NOM NOMED the hamster.”

“OM NOM NOM NOM”

~ Trogdor the Burninator on villagers

“nom nom nom nom nom them's some good prunes!!”

~ Old people on Noms

“OM NOM NOM NOM”

~ Bermuda Triangle on Boats

“In soviet russia, cheezburgers nom you!”

  • Explaining what happens when you're mowing your lawn

“NoammmmmmmNoammmmmNoammmmmnommmmmmm ”

~ Lawn mower on Grass


A prime example of nomming.