NutraSweet is delicious non-fattening sweetener made from
the ground bones of puppies and kittens real sugar (and a touch of formaldehyde) with the calories taken out. Since the calorific content is related to the quantity soluable carbohydrates (or sugars) present removing them leaves you with sweet FA.
- Studies have shown that NutraSweet tastes 7% sweeter when there is a picture of strawberries, raspberries, or other sweet, natural fruit on the packaging.
- NutraSweet led to the demise of diet cola Tab, as saccharine tastes like crap.
- NutraSweet causes toe gout, the first time you eat it in all of your toes. Toe gout is non-fatal and undetectable, though, so nobody really cares.