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Typical nympho and the average neighbour's wife

A nympho is a horny, sexually insatiable woman of mostly about from 20 to 30 years, who masters her body perfectly and is fully aware of what she is able to do with it. What she translates into action on a daily basis. She loves long and thick penises, but also takes smaller ones at times. Or, it's Jasmine Hough. Stupid cow.

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A nympho is a female who has devoted her life to something useful and not fallen into the ideas of developing a career.

What You Need To Know About Them[edit]

Theoretically with nymphos you have nothing but sex. Good long damn good sex. You feel like you are in a porno movie.

Dangers And Potential Risks Of A Nympho[edit]

If a male being is temporarily not able to satisfy her needs for the moment, the nympho simply takes the next one. But don't bother too much, because if she finishes him, she will come back to you oh great warrior of love. You do not lose much, in fact you need some pause to rehydrate.

Natural Occurence[edit]

Unfortunately nymphos are very rare and it is very hard to detected one at first sight, but there are two scientificly proven and statistically confirmed indicators where nymphos occure:

  • If you are located in place A, the nymphos are to be found in place B. Which means if you are unhappily married to your wife for 15 years and more and/but still are with her, you definitely are not married to a nympho. No matter what she is trying to tell you.
  • If you are located in place A, the nympho may be found in your direct nearness, like your neighbour's girlfriend for example, but that is certainly likely still too far away for you. If you allow yourself a serious and objective look around, absolutely all of your friends and neighbours have relationships with nymphos, and you are the only one without. But with marriage you have conciuosly set your priorities towards a tendentially calm and quiet life anyway, so you feel happy for them and are not envious in any way and that is a good life too.

Natural Appearance And Characteristics[edit]

For the state bird of Ohio, go to Cleveland.

The nympho is rather unobtrusive and of average looks, but definitely not ugly. Nobody would guess from her looks that she was given this fantastic, and breathtaking gift. That is also why there are almost no nymphos to be found on television and cinema, well that and the fact that they are always too busy.

Nymphos do not show off how many sexual partners or/and sex they have had. They would never even get the idea of being a nympho. Women who tell you they are nymphos are usually only a pretender and in fact a disappointment. They are finished after only the third time (a natural non-nympho will be ready for at least seven unless you are hideously ugly) and fall asleep. A real nympho is ready all the time, anywhere and anyway.

Cure for women[edit]

There is only one known cure for women: Sleeping with the lovable Carmine. Of course there is a 90 percent chance of death by doing this.

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