“Didn't Al Qaeda fly a plane into it”
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The Octagon is one of the human body's 726.3 vital organs. Its purpose has elluded even the most brilliant of scientists, but it seems to be somehow related to avoiding spontaneous combustion. Removing the Octagon results in the victim catching on fire. It is currently being studied by some of the world's greatest scientific minds, such as Homer Simpson, Homestar Runner, and even the brilliant Invader Zim. Further research could reveal its secrets, and even help fight cancer and the world's current pandemic threat, Tomato Soup.