Made up Words

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“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

~ Jebediah Springfield on made up words

“So does Viagra”

~ Tamia

A highly flagulous topic, made up words have been in pliage for a number of years noo. When exactly they made their entrandlement into the modicivical word system is a mystery, but there is no doubt that they are firmly gradled now and will not be telexiting any time soon. Below is a trilogical dogalog of made-up words, with their heroginations included.

• 2pacalypse - Sorry, pac.
• 666 - Its only a number, therefore it's not a word so it does not exist. HAHAHAHAAHFILgpgoimki!!! *dies of a simultaneous stroke, heart attack, and lung collapse*
• 4tificailizzle - It means California.
• 6izzlemafizzle - What Snoop Dogg sez.
• AAAAAAA! - AAAAAAA!
• Abbatiality - A religion in which the abbatoire is the central place of worship.
• Abortifaciality - Abortion via production line.
• Acid Jazz - Jazz that uses Hydrochloric Acid and Copper Sulphate as Instrument, Also means $HCL/CuSO_{4}$"meaningless"
• Adiculous - Something that is ridiculously addictive (i.e. tobacco).
• Aetiomological - Of the classification of Aets.
• Agrenunciate - A word I made up to see if my English teacher had a clue. She didn't.
• Algonquarium - A zoo full of Native Americans (offensive).
• Anaesthetisiium - Freudian slip for "Anus".
• Ansticatual - What you are called if you are a rare, rare friend of Chuck Norris.
• Antimacassar - An opponent of the Macassarian regime in Yemen.
• Asparagusion - Death by asparagus.
• Ass Jazz - Piss out my ass!!
• Ass Jizz - Male ejaculate out my ass!!
• Azz Jizz - Usually spoken in a rasp, when two males do it (male on female above).
• Autopsicution - The act of performing autopsy on living persons.
• Auxhillary - Part of Senator Clinton's re-election campaign.
• Baceenenker - A Wanker Bassisr, i.e: Johnny Christ from Avenged Sevenfold
• Badenture - An adventure usually involving pomelos.
• Ballcock - A tautology.
• Ballgina - The male equivalent of a vagina; used for gay sex.
• Bassinet - An abbreviation of 'basset clarinet'.
• Belligreen - Archaic term for syphilis.
• Binomad - A roaming mathematical expression.
• Bixeryikseritotsereeoterie - *See Sickeldoodleflooferfoofergoodederierbiig.
• Blibber - A sort of puffy jacket with poppers, made out of whale fat.
• Blether - Same as above, but for women.
• Blocquiche - French food (Synonym for "shit").
• Bon Jovi - German word meaning "Sucktastic!"
• Bon motte - A good trench.
• Bonsail - A small, sailing tree.
• Bronchopneumonia - Pneumonia resulting from excessive intake of Bronchops.
• Bulimial - Political messages subtly propagated through blinis.
• Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide - the opposite of Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac
• Californication - To perform sexual intercourse before marriage in the state of California. See also Sodom and Gomorrah.
• Calligraph - A graph which shows the intensity of an earthquake judging by how disruptive it is to a team of calligraphers, employed to write all day waiting for earthquakes.
• Callipygian - Having well-shaped attractive buttocks.
• Cardboard Tunnel Syndrome - Syndrome in which paranoids believe that the world is made of cardboard whilst on board airplanes.
• Cenzoiacious - From the Cenozoic era.
• Chipolatta - Chips with milky coffee.
• Circumambiance - The general atmosphere at a circumcision.
• Coddle - Love of one's fish.
• Control+Alt+Delete - The answer to all your problems!!
• Commit - Subdued sickness.
• Cotchology - Study of laziness.
• Contrapcetive - A small trap placed on the female genitalia designed to ensnare potential sexual partners, and prevent further penetration. Used by over-protective fathers and Catholics.
• Cottage Pie - A pie made of bricks. Rather unpleasant.
• Coulomb - A measure of how close to America one is.
• Crimples - *See Flongee.
• Datium - Plural of 'Datia'.
• Defraud - to repent for committing an act of fraud.
• Destrierre - A cut of hat used only in Belize.
• Dhiz - A terrible creature. Not to be confused with grues.
• Disbelize - To exhibit contempt for aforementioned cut of hat.
• Disconsolate - An album played too loudly after 11pm.
• Distemperization - A form of exotic jazz practiced by the Avant-Guard of Chicago in the late 1730s.
• Downtowngown - Suit.
• Dragoman - Derogatory term for a sewage worker.
• Dramaturgy - Illness contracted during a performance of The Taming of the Shrew
• DurkaDurkaDoDo - Osama bin Ladin .
• Dyslemenorrhoea - Verbal diarrhea.
• Early English - The English Language as practiced by Earls.
• Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac - the opposite of Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide
• Effluvium - Someone made rich by their possession of great amounts of mud.
• Eagalitarianism - Government by Eagles.
• Eisteddfod - Welsh-language competitive festival of strange-clothes wearing.
• Electrocute - Sweet little electrical currents.
• Electromagnate - A businessman with a disproportionately large share of the electricity market; an electricity baron.
• Emphashish - breathlessness caused by smoking shisha pipes.
• Erruption - Immoral and unprincipled management of Volcanoes.
• Escolate - Toothpaste brand.
• Eyetooth - Unfortunate disorder in which eyes take the place of teeth and vice versa. See also: Foot and Mouth disease, a similar variant.
• Extong - Extra Long.
• Fatchiks - Stupidly ugly.
• Fangorious - The manner in which one is devoured by gelatinous monsters.
• Fergigi - A person's son.
• Finnial - The third movement of Sibelius' twelfth symphony.
• Flagg - The only currency with which Cash Flagg Jr. movies may be purchased.
• Flongee - *See Crimples.
• Fleedom - Freedom achieved by fleeing (see the French).
• Frindle - See Pen.
• Fucking Bitch - Your mother.
• Fugly - Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary as 'Tori Spelling'.
• Garbledinski - A silly, meaningless word that defies alphabetical organization.
• Gendarmerie - A cult group in the South of France who believe limbs to be gendered.
• Geoterrametamorphobia - A long word that makes you sound smart.
• Gifro- A ginger person who has an afro (see Ronald McDonald).
• God - Something made up by the elite to make an excuse for authoritarian behavior.
• Golfish Ball - A hybrid of the fish and the golf ball. So far only an unsuccessful scientific anomalie.
• Gonorrhoea - The period after diarrhea.
• Gramminivorous - Animals that feed only on grammar and syntax.
• Griffon - A substitute for a shirt and tie, applied with glue - this item of clothing is a cardboard model which, from the front angle, looks identical to a regular shirt and tie, but which from any other angle reveals the wearer's nakedness. So called, because it is "griffed on".
• Groggogram - A gram of grog.
• Hagtrim - Clothes worn by an old woman: usually bought from Oxfam.
• Haler - The supplier of halos.
• Hegemony - The national currency of the Peoples' Republic of Hege.
• Hermeneutic - A type of crab.
• Hexadexadecimal - Unreleased Pink Floyd album.
• Hinterland - Home of the Grinch, where it never snows on Christmas.
• Hirsutism - Excessive growth of the hair.
• Hoboerotic - Erotica consisting of tramps and vagrants.
• Holophasia - Possible result of Kitten Huffing
• Hoppohammer - A boardgame played by nerds during a cricket game
• Hryvna - Basic monetary unit of Ukraine.
• Hydroguns - Hydrogen Fission powered Weapons
• Hypermetropolia - Fictional city in which everything occurs at double speed. See also; Hypermetropolisis, a state in which a city speeds up temporarily: said to have occurred in both New York City and London on several occasions in the late 1990s.
• Hypnognomic - Hypnosis by means of gnomes.
• IBM - Idiotic, Brainless Monkeys
• Iceland - A land of ice.
• Ideolicked - A form of communication reliant on the application of the tongue to other surfaces, unique to several individuals.
• Impostultant - Fake consultant.
• Infarct - The state of being in violation of parking regulations in Washington D.C.
• Intelligent - It means Stupid & Brainless here.
• Intelligent Dance Music (IDM) - Dancing is never intelligent.
• Intinnings - Indoor cricket.
• Innuendo - A rude games console released in China in 1995 as a competitor to the PlayStation.
• Intrauteffeine - New chemical element.
• Jewbiguous - An adjewctive describing a confusing statement, usually in reference to the Jewish faith or Jews in Jewneral.
• Konkerman - A person who is clinically insane. Addicted to custard creams.
• Kveniertyergitherpandukosaxophonishelcorissleishlockinloeroordoerrdieestyuiuiu - Hi.
• kwyjibo" a word mean large fat bald american ape.
• Libellious - The National Enquirer on your nearest supermarket checkout newstand.
• Mondey -Mispronounced French word meaning "Monday".
• Monopeia -The view from left field, possibly a myth.
• Meng-Chee-ness - Attitude that resembles Wong Meng Chee, also means Anti-Malaysia.
• Mr. Winkler - A gay english teacher who got some sick.
• NeverEver - The year Chuck Norris dies.
• omgwtfroflmfaobbq a nerdy phrase used by people who play world of warcraft meaning WHAT THE [email protected]%K STOP SHOOTING ME B#$^H
• Orientalisim - Like a regular Isim, but obsessed with anime. Kryptonite to Edward W Said.
• Ocho-Ocho - An individual with rare superpowers of randomness and an uncanny ability to make his girlfriends father cry.
• Petrified- When a pet owner makes out with his pet.
• Pyrophobia - Fear of Pirates, most common among Yankee and Phillies fans.
• Polytriagnalictasism - a happening where your guts are blown out after being hit with a piece of exploding sun. in otherwords punched by Chuck Norris
• Puffters - Well, it's not in my bloody dictionary!
• retarded - really REALLY funny! In Canada, spelled "We Todd did."
• Rhinoplasty - Surgical procedure to alter human DNA to that of an African White Rhino.
• Scrumtilious - The only adjective that can describe Steven Seagal's acting ability.
• Sex- When the penis gets trapped inside the vagina and cannot get out.
• Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop-A longer Way to say Shoop Da WhOOP Blaaaaaaaargh!
• Shocktopus - Cross between a shark and an electric octopus.
• Sickeldoodleflooferfoofergoodederierbiig *See Bixeryikseritotsereeoterie.
• Supercalifragishilickalalidochus WTF was that? Mary Poppins was flying high on something.
• Super-cal a quick version for lazy obese people
• "T'ckchnack'lqueztlexrchkcle" The Anasazi god of death.
• Tintinnabulation - Full-on smooshage of A-cup boobs.
• Transinsonographicatable- An area of ocean that cannot be graphed by sonar.
• Uluguruness - ( Ulu: Like Sakai or Wild Man; Guru: Teacher in Malay) Teacher that don't know how to teach, or teaches like wild animal.
• Verocious - Another term for vicious.
• Weenis - That little piece of skin on your elbow that's really lose so you can pull it.
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• Xyzzy - Nothing happens.
• Xyzzy(With a Brittish Accent) - Twice as much happens.....Which is still nothing.
• your mom- a supposed insult used mostly by people with the mentality of a five year old.
• Zoonaufagisc - A frigerator that stores sea critters.
• Zooymama - Holy shi#.
• Zyzxx Some place in the desert by the I-15 on the way north to Las Vegas.
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See also

• Worst 100 Nonexistent Words of All Time
• Oodles
• Stupidity