Oval office gangbang of 2000

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One of the darkest periods in political history was the Oval Office Gangbang of 2000.

The Begining[edit]

A disgusting and morbid event, mixing pure Hedonism and a touch of Satan, the OOG2 was a turning point in the history of America. Once the Electile Disfunction of 2000 was solved by Karl Rove and Dick Cheney, copious amounts of mead, malted beverages, memory erasers, and other intoxicating fluids started to flow.

Middle[edit]

Back in the Oval Office, recently procured by none other than a monkey only a little smarter than the one in the Jungle Book, the festivities were abundant. Seeking to start the new administration off with a stilted bang, George Bush took it a step further and it became a Gangbang. Poor Condoleeza Rice, newly appointed and wacked out of skull on rufies, became the head of the gangbang, donning a twelve-inch alabaster latex dildo and inserting it quite deeply into the new president's ass. Karl Rove followed suit, inserting a butt-plug up his own ass and then quieting the deafening Texan screams with his own strap-on and plugging up George's mouth. Dick Chaney sat in the corner, fondly remembering his childhood sweetheart Carmilla while masturbating and wiping feces all over himself. Donald Rumfeldt did not approve of the ritual, as Vulcans only think logically and have no passion.

End[edit]

Unfortunately for them, word got out of their devious acts, where they were later published in Swank, Barely Legal, and Jizz Monthly. The White House Press Corps denied all knowledge, the press was fed some bullshit about Weapons of Mass Destruction, and the scandal died down quickly. Truly to be remembered as a rite of passage into a worse world, the Oval Office Gangbang of 2000 was one of the stickiest pages in the annals of history.

Breaking Wind[edit]

In spite of her only claim to skill and potential respect being her steady and devout work as a fluffer at this famous party, it did not turn out to be a factor in the appointment and subsequent confirmation as Supreme Being of Harriet "Harry" Miers.