PETA-TV -- People for the Exploitation of Talented Animals on TeleVision was formed by a group of unemployed hippies in the 1960s as a form of parasitic income off the backs of the hard working yet clueless animal actors. These union organizers realized early on that the animals possessed more talent, skills and original thinking than they could ever dream of possessing. No one knows who gave this idea to the group of hippies but devine thought or someone named Mary Jane was rumored to be the inspiration for the formation of PETA-TV. Once the income from the actors became abundant it is again rumored that Mary Jane had more influence over the group and a splinter group formed. Thus was the beginning of a truncated form of the group PETA aka People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.