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You cut the black wire and the black wire. Two tiny bugs jump of the wires, one per wire. The two bugs copulate, and become four. The four bugs copulate, and become eight. The eight bugs copulate, and become sixteen. The sixteen bugs copulate, and become thirty-two. The thirty-two bugs copulate, and become sixty-four. The thirty-two bugs copulate, and become sixty-four. The sixty-four bugs copulate, and become a hundred and twenty-eight. The hundred and twenty bugs copulate, and, oops, are you still reading? They are all dead. The zero bugs copulate, and become zero. The zero bugs copulate, and become zero. The zero bugs copulate, and become zero. The zero bugs copulate, and become zero. The zero bugs copulate, and become zero. The zero bugs copulate, and become zero.


  • If you want to check the dead bugs, go to page 119.
  • If you want to think about why the bugs are killed, go to page 41.
  • If you want to think about why the bugs appeared, go to page 66.
  • If you want to think about why you cut the two wires, go to page 242.
  • If you want to cut the wire left, go to page 111.
  • If you just want to forget about the box and continue with your oatmeal, go to page 4.
  • If you want to donate the box, together with the bugs, to Uncyclopedia, turn to page π.
  • If you want the zero bugs copulate, the zero bugs copulate and become zero. Then go to page 189.