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As you approach the rabid animal, it puts on a tophat and stands up, gesturing for you to come closer. You can see that it is holding two pills in its hands. It offers them to you. Since a rabid animal in a tophat is offering you drugs, you find that you cannot refuse. You must take one.

What do you do?[edit]

If you take the red pill, turn to page 170. and enjoy

If you take the blue pill, turn to page 1 and enjoy

If you would rather eat your own hand, turn to page 1118