As you approach the rabid animal, it puts on a tophat and stands up, gesturing for you to come closer. You can see that it is holding two pills in its hands. It offers them to you. Since a rabid animal in a tophat is offering you drugs, you find that you cannot refuse. You must take one.
What do you do?
If you take the red pill, turn to page 170. and enjoy
If you take the blue pill, turn to page 1 and enjoy
If you would rather eat your own hand, turn to page 1118