Peeve

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Layman's terms for the alchemical element Peevium, symbolized Pv on the idiotic table.

Peevium is considered highly toxic, or at least noxious enough to cause severe annoyance to those who are exposed to it. It's estimated by the CDC that as many as 2,000 human deaths occur each day to aggravated Peevium poisoning. The number of animal deaths is thought to be muuch higher, but to date there have been few records kept on animal exposure to Peevium. Veterinarians have supplied enough anecdotal evidence to support the contention that there is a Peevium poisoning epidemic occurring worldwide. Pet owners are urged to have their pets vaccinated early and often.

Pet Peeves[edit]

  • Pet Peeves
  • Cats and Dogs living together
  • U.S. Policy in the Middle East
  • Being stuck outside
  • Being stuck inside
  • The fact that you can get Green Tea Kit Kats in Japan, but not in the U.S.
  • Tennis ball rolled under couch