Peppermint Patty

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search
Adult neon.gif NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
The article you are looking at may not be work safe!

...Although, since you're already here it's kind of too late for this warning to actually be useful.

If a boss or coworker sees this article, claim that it was spam and blame the IT guys. Otherwise, continue to read it until your lewd urges are satisfied.

What a Fuckin slutizzle

Peppermint Patty stretching before a baseball game.
For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Peppermint Patty.

As portrayed in the infamous sadomasochistic cartoon, Penis, Peppermint Patty is a prepubescent lesbian in a longterm relationship with an even younger girl, Marcie. This relationship is clearly based in sadomasochism, as evidenced by the fact that Marcie always calls Peppermint Patty "sir." The reason she isn't called a nagging bitch is because Lucy has already taken that position.

Snoop Doggie Style[edit]

In spite of this relationship, Peppermint Patty has romantic feelings for Charlie Brown and is conflicted about them.

At the same time, one can see obvious similarities between Charlie Brown and Marcie, who are both losers, arguably "lovable losers," and are both clearly candidates for being submissive to a dominatrix such as Peppermint Patty.

Baseball Bat[edit]

Peppermint Patty's baseball team, of which Marcie is a member, always beats Charlie Brown's. Charlie Brown, for his part, is not interested in Peppermint Patty, preferring the "little redheaded girl."

What's THAT, Charlie Brown?[edit]

The basis for the relationship between Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown was completely stolen by Kevin Smith for his "very soft core" porn film Chasing Amy.

See Also[edit]