Perfect world

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A perfect world, is a place where everybody is attractive, beer is free, and disco never existed. Most experts say that no such mystical location exist, but for the sake of argument, lets just say its in J.K. Rowling's brain. The thing is about this place is that everyone what to believe in it, and every time you say " I don't believe in fairies a perfect world", a stockbroker dies. (but that happens anyways, so have fun!) The perfect world is much like ours, just much less shitty. The best attractions of the perfect world are endless beaches, one-to-one odds of winning the lotto, and Jessica Alba cloning machines.

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