Phallic Symbol

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Freud holding phallic symbol cigar

A phallic symbol (a. k. a. "lingam") is any cylindrical object that, by any stretch of the imagination, may be construed as representing a penis, whether flaccid or erect. One of the most famous of such symbols was the cigar that Sigmund Freud, psychoanalinguist and popluarizer of the "phallic stage" of male adolescent development, during which boys discover that they are different than girls and envy the opposite sex's sleek, "unobtrusive" look, kept always at hand or mouth. Freud was seldom seen without his cigar, which he said, with a wink, was "just a cigar." (Yeah, right!)


The word "phallus" is derived from the Indo-European root bhel-, meaning "swell," which indicates the esteem in which this now much-maligned object was once held, centuries ago. Since then, a naked phallus has come to be considered vulgar except among certain relatively small groups of the population, such as Eldridge Cleaver, Michael Jackson, and some New Guinea tribesmen who wear them as party hats.

Although Wikipedia claims that the term refers to a representation of the penis in its erect state, the free online encyclopedia, once again, has, in doing so, merely indicated its anonymous authors' abyssmal ignorance, the correct term for a representation of the male sex organ in such a state being "ithyphallic." Someday, the idiots at Wikipedia may get something right.)


A phallic symbol disguised as a banana

Because the exhibition of a phallus is considered gauche, even in a scientific or an artistic context, it is often disguised, as it were. Typical disguises in which the offensive and offending phallus has appeared include:

  • Banana
  • Cigar (see above)
  • Gun (usually a pistol, but sometimes a bazooka, depending on the size of the artist's ego)
  • Maypole
  • Monument
  • Obelisk
  • Tower (now you know the true significance of J. R. R. Tolkien's book, The Two Towers, part of his Lord of the Rings trilogy!

Famous Examples[edit]

The Washington Monument, the Eiffel Tower, and church steeples everywhere are examples of architectural phallic symbols.

The phallic symbol as a religious artifact


Some historians and critics of culture contend that the phallus may have had religious significance as a fertility symbol. For example, a swami declares that "When you look at the Linga, your mind is at once elevated and you begin to think of the Lord."

Likewise, a phallic cross of four phalli and four testicles in a chewy golden center was worn as a necklace by men of high station who had no taste, possibly as a Christian fertility symbol.

However, most scholars believe that it appeared in ancient art mostly because most of the artists of anitiquity were males, and men just like to show off their penises. The fondness of these exhibitionistic artists also explains why, when represented as an "art object," the phallus was often depicted as being of huge proportions.


When ancient Greek men, most of whom were homosexual misogynists, discovered that women also like the penis, they fashioned phalli (plural of "phallus"), complete with artificial testicles, out of leather, jade, ivory, and semi-precious stones (hence the term "family jewels") and called them "dildos," meaning "godemiche." They had hoped, in this manner, to pacify the women without actually having to have sex with them. Dildos are also popular with such men as Eldridge Cleaver, Michael Jackson, and some New Guinea tribesmen who wear them as party hats.

A phallic symbol disguised as a work of art

Since the invention of the dildo, women have discovered that they don't need men, so, paradoxically, the artificial penis has promoted the development of same-sex love, or "lesbianism," among women. It is rumored that both Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnell have had phalli surgically implanted in place of their clitorises. In fact, the phallus has allowed lesbians to interact with one another much more closely than they could with a man, as some phalli are "double-headers," having a glans at either end of a single shaft; testicles are not included, a state that is of "no importance" to the lesbian lovers who employ such objects as "sex toys."

Art Object[edit]

The phallus has also inspired artists to create sculptures and paintings of it.

Other Uses[edit]

Phalli equipped with testicles can stand alone and, for this reason, are sometimes used as bowling pins.

Some phallic symbols are shaped like women’s lipstick containers.

Sometimes, a phallus is included as part of a snowman, to differentiate it from the snow eunuch.

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