Piet Hein

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Piet Pieterszoon Pieter Pietsma Van Pieteren Pietssen Hein (Hiney for friends) (November 25, 1920 – June 18, 1975) was a Dutch ninja pirate and one man band during the Twelve Hours' War between the Land of Cheese and Uranus.


'Hiney' was born in a super-market, the son of a guy named Albert, and became a ninja when he was five years old and on the age of twelve he decided to become a pirate too. In the fifties he was captured by Lemurs untill he was traded for some Pokémon trading cards.

Famous descendants[edit]

Piet Hein's fame has been inherited throughout the generations. One of his famous descendants is Piet Hein Donner, another one is Albert Hein.