Piglet

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Piglet was born on September 4, 1978, he was son of Porky Pig and Miss Piggy, was the author of a number of autobiographical pornographic pamphlets. No complete examples of these pamphlets are known to exist, but fragmentary evidence of their existence has been discovered in parrot guano deposits.

...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines...

One of the better known and more legible fragments reads:

Eeyore groaned as Piglet took his rampaging toyhood between his full, cloth lips. Just then, Kanga arrived, hot for a threesome. Pooh wandered in at just that moment, and snarled "NO! Nobody here wants your honeypot!" Just then Tigger bounced in, smacking his lips. "That's what Tiggers like best!", exclaimed Tigger, before licking Kanga's engorged felt clitoris until


Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein kleines Schwein

These pamphlets were ruthlessly suppressed by the Catholic Church, which of course guaranteed their wide distribution by the makers of the DaVinci Code. Oscar Wilde is rumoured to have based "The Importance of Being Earnest" on one such pamplet.


Adolf Hitler claimed to have drawn inspiration from Piglet's works, and both Piglet and Winnie the Pooh were frequent dinner guests of Adolf and Oprah. The character of Piglet is also offensive to Islam.

Piglet died of swine flu on July 5, 2009 at The Scrappy Doo Medical Center in Los Angles CA at age 30, a few days before Porky Pig died of the same disease on July 12th at the same hospital.