Plate of Shrimp

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Coincidence or part of the Cosmic Unconsciousness?
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People don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Example: suppose you are thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

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