Pointe Shoe Porn
Pointe shoe porn was started by speakers of Esperanto, who wanted to create porn that would appeal equally to any gender or sexual orientation. Unfortunately, the result, like Esperanto itself, was something which everyone equally didn't care about. However, it has become somewhat more popular recently, in particular among heterosexual females, but also within the homosexual community. While the average straight male is fairly ambivalent to pointe shoe porn, many statisticians argue that anyone desperate enough to stumble upon it would probably appreciate it anyway.
Pointe shoes themselves are the modern adaptation of foot binding, invented by Chairman Mao in 1958 after all the women removed their foot bindings and waved them in the air to kill sparrows with the stench. Mao ingeniously realised that rather than the immense effort of binding the feet of every single woman, one can cause the same amount of pain simply by giving them rock-hard shoes and telling them that they look pretty when they stand on their toes. Ballet dancers have since taken up these shoes because they enjoy bondage but do not wish to admit to their subservient tendencies by wearing leather straps.
The ideal pointe shoe looks like a normal shoe, but has noticeable dents at places to remind to the viewer of the erotic pain the wearer is suffering. They come in a variety of colours, the most popular being pink, as the audience consists almost exclusively of young girls and middle-aged gay men. The feet should be in as deformed a position as possible, while leggings of some sort should be worn at all times so not to place any focus on the legs.
Popular variants include shoes with large spikes, openings revealing foot piercings, and traditional foot binding.