Poptart is a porn magazine whose signature is a "white" cover with different bits of color placed in it. It is widely debated what the original "white stuff" was in its origins in the mid-1600's.
Originally created by the fellowship of Tre-Billyjoe-Dirnt, it was established during the French Revolution by a group of middle-aged hippies who considered Moses, Jesus and Muhammad to be their elder brothers in a growing family of prophets.
The fellowship of Tre-BillieJoe-Dirnt was created by a delayed young boy named Sweeney Todd. Finding three deranged lunatics selling lies under the alias of GreenDay, Poptart started when Tre freaked out from an article about Hydrogen bi-oxygen, known to drown and blind people daily. He spilled the famous "white stuff" onto a printing press under-foot and when they came to print their album, they discovered the albums always had a white cover.
After this discovery, the fellowship changed to publishing the porn magazine Poptart with the white cover signature, with variations.
Poptart attributes its success to the use of cherry-filled Asians, from which the phrase "cherry popping" originated. Their recent issues include cinnamon-covered Latinos and chocolate-filled Africans. Poptart is controversial as most of the content is actually voyeuristic. Steve Jobs has admitted to obtaining his design of the to-be-announced iPenis from the inside pages of Poptart.
“Poptart has taught me how to make wild love to my iPenis.”
The iPenis is said to be available in stores once Steve Jobs is done "testing it out."
“He wishes he was my douche!”
“Them apple-colored Indians on the second page of issue 14 are HOTT.”
“This magazine saved my life, yo. Fo realz, I be reading it one day and all of a sudden shazzam I can RAP!”
To contact the Fellowship, or the delayed Todd Sweeney, place a call to (900)TEH-SEXY (900-834-7399) and request "Todd's Headers."