Politics is the art of being wrong. The name is based on the words Poly and Ticks, Poly meaning many, and ticks meaning blood sucking parasites. Politics therefore means many blood thirsty parasites. Basically these politics/politiks or politicians, exist to drink the blood of the citizens of a nation. There are generally three categories of politicians: liberals, moderates, and conservatives. Each are equally partial to the sweet, sweet fuckred liquor of the populace. Conservatives want to make all but the the richest 1% into slave laborers who are forced to build giant pyramids, whereas Liberals want to allow gays to legally marry you against your will. Moderates strike a balance between the two positions, arguing that gays can only force you into a "civil union" and that everyone should have the option of building giant pyramids. Besides these groups, other known practitioners of politics include waitresses, who are most proficient at doing so while businessmen slowly get stoned (see Piano Man.)
Republican Party Pornography (also known as RedMeat) is the objectification of objects near and dear to the hearts of millions of red blooded (and redneck) Americans. As with other forms of pornography, it is the idea of putting on display those things and objects which would otherwise be forbidden and then objectifying them turns them into something exciting.
Republican Party Pornography may be as simple as taking the word and twisting the meaning into something that would flunk someone taking a high school vocabulary test, or it can be as complex as trotting former Alaskan Governor, and outspoken Republican and Tea-Party douchequeen, Sarah Palin onto a stage in Minnesota to say a few choice words, and out comes the penii of every horny Republican men everywhere to masturbate in the La-Z-Boy while watching the Repuiblican National What Convention. (more...)
June 9th 1203: Native American Civil War: Battle of the bear occurs in Wind Feather Station, VA. confederate (Aztec) forces seize a previously union (Cherokee) occupied liquor (Cocao Bean Water) store.
Psst. You. Yeah, you. Come on, don't stare at me like that. Listen, I got a little offer for you. Something really useful for you. What? No, don't look at me like that.
What are you getting at?
Come on now, "getting at" is such a harsh term. I've got this fucking valuable thing, and I can't just give it away for nothing. A good old colored friend of mine is giving up a position in power. I'm supposed to "appoint" his replacement. That's where you come in.