Potassium

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Potassium is the common name for a highly radioactive isotope of methamphetamine. It is classified as a vitamin and therefore must bring superhuman powers to its ingestor. For years it was believed that Potassium granted X-ray vision, but recent research suggests that it simply gives the taker exceptional visualization abilities along with the power to instantly guess what is behind any solid object. Although the exact nature of these studies has not been revealed, it is believed that they stem from the Superman hypothesis.