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The term Pubic has been adopted for an area on the pelvis that incorperates the genitalia, pubic hair, and on midgets, anti-air defence missiles.

The pubic area is most commonlly used when a person deficates, partakes in sexual intercouse or during an unpsidedown singing contests. It can be shaped in many ways, but has seen to be shaped like a VW Beetle in many parts of France.

The pubic region can become venomous when in danger.

Little is known about the actual Pubic, although scientists believe that it originated from under Richard Nixon's right shoe after he slayed the mighty Balrog with his famous spear gun.