Puppy dog tail

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Harvesting a tail... Stay still Fido. This won't hurt a bit.

One of the three elements of which boys are made; see also snakes and Aardvarks.

At some point in life, the puppy dog will ask for his tail back; this leaves the lad spending the rest of his life looking for a piece of tail with which to replace it.

It also leaves the dog uncertain as to whether its tail has been accidentally swapped with that of another puppy dog; therefore when two dogs meet, each sniffs the other's tail to ensure that they haven't inadvertently been switched.

Mega Recipe: Young Male Child[edit]

Feeds: 1 family of cannibals

  1. You'll need to buy some good meat from the butchers. I prefer a puppy labrador's tail, as they smell the nicest, but any will do. Then you need to find some great snails. The best come imported from France, but you can find some big juicy ones all over the street outside after a big rainstorm. Then for the slugs. It is a firm popular belief that the mollusk-type slugs work best, but I stand by using M1A1D Abrams Main Battle Tank Slugs, as they have a nicer colour.
  2. After you have got your meat, you'll need to pour it into a giant test-tube. Then, use your home DNA extracting kit to takeout the Deoxribonucleaic Acid from your hair. Afterwards, put the DNA into the test-tube and let the whole thing simmer under a bunsen-burner on a luminous flame.
  3. When you come back, you should have a fully-working young male human, but it is best to flavour with soy sauce
  4. Enjoy!

Symbolic meaning[edit]

In many parts of the world it is good luck when a puppys tail is worn as a necklace, the cutier the puppy the more luck!

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