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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Rancid.

Rancid is a hardcore blues band from Danbury, CT. Originally, they called themselves "Fresh" and played at drug parties, but then they decided that that was totally gay and switched everything up. In 1992, they played at Bonerstock and caused such a riot that Bob Saget had to be called in to stop it. This caused a record company to give them a label and they were off on a trip to stardom.

The Early Years[edit]

Rancid released their first album, titled "Fresh" in 1993. Nobody really seemed to care, so they followed it up with "You Go Ahead, I'll Just Sit Here And Wank" in 1994. Fellow bluesists NOFX referred to Rancid on their 1994 "smash-hit".

Selling Out[edit]

Rancid sold out with the release of their 1995 album "Into The Barn Those Damn Goats Go...", which is often said to have been a direct referance to a part at the beginning of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, which came out like a bajillion years later. After many years of "touring" and kitten huffing, Rancid finally returned to the blues scene with "Life Is Gay" (1998). This album was really long.

Returning to the Hardcore Scene[edit]

In 2000, Rancid rose from the dead after dying because of the Y2K Computer Problem, like everybody else. Out of pure rage, they released the children's album "Fresh 2000". 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Some Other Shit[edit]

Rancid released "One HP" in 2003 and since then have done absolutely nothing.

Band Members[edit]

  • Tim Armstrong - Vocals
  • Matt Freeman - Tambourine
  • Bret Reed - he left
  • Lars Frederickson - High Pitched Vocals
  • that guy from The Used - kitten sound effects
  • E.T. - baseball throwing
  • Buddha - production
  • Condelleeza Rice - Filmed Commercial Advertisements

Discography[edit]

  • Fresh - 1993
    1. Bdinb
    2. The Cheetoh's Cougar
    3. Houston
    4. Mice in the Kitchen
    5. One Less Day
    6. Humosity
    7. In Your Ass
    8. Squareflood
    9. Accepted
    10. Recovery
    11. The Can
    12. Ruts
    13. Weekend Sunset
    14. Written Ammendments
    15. Confederate Gore
    16. Get In His Way
  • You Go Ahead, I'll Just Sit Here And Wank - 1994
    1. Alcoholism
    2. Video
    3. Main Character
    4. Destruction
    5. Pork Chops
    6. You Go Ahead, I'll Just Sit Here And Wank
    7. As Two
    8. Freeze
    9. The Hardcore Anthem Of Oscar Wilde And Spongebob Squarepants
    10. Chainsaw Sound
    11. I Am The Two
    12. Took It Back
    13. Rich Cube
    14. Hairy Covered Bridges
    15. Red And Yellow
    16. St. Joseph
    17. Cocaine Happy Girl
    18. National Stripping
    19. Minesweeperity
    20. Noon
    21. Car Sex
    22. Age
    23. 6 Days Up
  • Into The Barn Go Those Damn Goats... - 1995
    1. Snackwell Delivery
    2. The 12th Minute
    3. Branches Groovies
    4. Money Implosion
    5. Washington, D.C.
    6. Unlock, Open And Wank
    7. Trashie Woman
    8. Unlisted S.T.D.
    9. Emerald Notsoho
    10. Los Angeles Bus
    11. Quest To The Beginning Of The West Gulf
    12. He's Manual
    13. New Enemy
    14. Order And Array
    15. The Peace Begins
    16. You Care Something
    17. As Gay
    18. Boulevards And Tunnels
    19. The Way I Don't Feel
  • Life Is Gay - 1998
    1. Outro
    2. Scar Tissue
    3. Herbert Boulevard
    4. White Diaphragm
    5. Life Is Gay
    6. Old Shirt
    7. Peacehammer
    8. Friendly Fans
    9. Bulldozer Foot
    10. Lester Circle
    11. Frontgrind
    12. Who Would've Cared
    13. Money, Stereotypes, And Polite Conversation
    14. Penistails
    15. The Shark
    16. 1999
    17. Man Freedom
    18. Rightful Ignorance
    19. Go Straight Chair
    20. Someone Out Of Mars Tomorrow
    21. Corazon De Rojo
    22. Bronzes
  • Fresh 2000 - 2000
  • One HP - 2003