Rayquaza

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Rayquaza is the legendary Pokemon that saves all of humanity from being killed by Groudon and Kyogre when they fight. He can often be seen flying on the ozone layer- unless you are in Australia, where he needs to carry bottles of water and sunscreen with him, as there is no ozone layer for him to live in. His main enemy is Palkia and he often is seen as the peacemaker between Groudon and Kyogre.

Biography[edit]

Rayquaza (better known as Gayquaza) lived happily on the ozone layer all of his life in Antartica, until one day the ozone layer ripped a hole in itself. Desperate to survive, he was driven away from Antartic as a result of the hole and is now residing in the North Pole. He stars in Pokemon Emerald as himself. And stopped fights between 2 idiots. Rayquaza, by Legendary standards is basically a teenage girl. He likes Kimchi and his favorite band is Blessthefall.

It's life[edit]

Birth[edit]

Rayquaza was secretly born from Giratina as the good version of Giratina. His half-brothers are Groudon, the dirty monster, and the bitchy whale called Kyogre. When Rayquaza was young, he would normally break up Groudon and Kyogre from fighting. They worked together on making land and sea on Earth. After finishing the job, Rayquaza noticed that Groudon and Kyogre started fighting over which is better: land or water. Everytime Groudon and Kyogre fights, they seem to muck up the weather patterns, making Earth looked like a piece of wet shit. Rayquaza will always have to come to stop them from fighting.

Youth[edit]

Throughout his life, Rayquaza was like a babysitter for his half-brothers who would keep fighting. So to correct that problem, Rayquaza locked Groudon and Kyogre in separate places, so that if there is a flood or a drought they would come to the rescue. He assigned Groudon as the protector of floods and Kyogre as the protector of drought. That way, in case of a drought or a flood, they would come and save them.

Throughout his years, Rayquaza started to grow four horns- two on his head, and two from his chin. But then Kyogre went to Palkia's side, which makes things more difficult for Rayquaza. He got so pissed off over who is better that Rayquaza locked Groudon and Kyogre in two separate caves, so that the weather won't disrupt, making Rayquaza the sole weather controller.

The Battle of Palkia[edit]

Rayquaza, knowing that Groudon is on Arceus' side and Kyogre is on Palkia's side, decided to be on Giratina's side. It all started when Giratina is too busy trying to destroy Palkia and become an evil ruler that Giratina told Rayquaza to join on his side so he could kill Palkia.

Moves[edit]

Best moves for Rayquaza[edit]

  1. Dragon rage
  2. Hyper Beam
  3. Fly
  4. Outrage And dragon anger burst and fart and rasengan and some other stuff