Really cool things that should exist but don't

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A full list that would look rather awesome under the tree on the 25th.

A full list[edit]

  • A parralel universe where cats are the dominant species
  • A remote controlled book
  • A foriegn frenchman
  • A flying dino
  • A glass house
  • A phone that can be used anywhere
  • A musical table
  • A sudden thought of unfamilarity
  • A leadless pencil
  • A salted packet of sliced potatoes
  • A tree with no connection to wood
  • A video of copyrighted porn
  • An anti-democratic nation
  • An elephant that doesn't look like one
  • An bad grammer ability
  • Five gold hypocrites
  • 23 relics hidden by the Pentagon
  • Free Sex
  • Jet Packs
  • Peanut Skittles