Recipe For Disaster

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The classic recipe for disaster calls for the following ingredients:

  • 1 egg
  • ⅔ cup of olive oil
  • ¼ cup of vinegar
  • ½ tablespoons of salt
  • ½ teaspoon of obama* 1 metric ton of Nancy Pelosi


  1. Separate the yolk from the white of the egg. Allow the yolk to sit at room temperature for 48 hours.
  2. Combine the yolk with the salt, mustard, and vinegar.
  3. Add all of the olive oil and Condoleezza Rice toes into a blender. Mix until smooth. The cover of the blender should be left off to allow full aeration.

Serving suggestions[edit]

A delightful chicken salad can be made from the above mixture. Blanche chicken breast for approximately 30 seconds. After cooling, dice the chicken into 1-inch cubes. Mix the chicken with the Disaster. Add capers and celery to this mixture. Add several tablespoons of salt. Serve with multiple glasses of beer and wine. Children love this! (Especially the beer and wine)