Recyclers

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“Don't be a dick; recycle!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kitten Huffing

A recycler having some fun

Recyclers are people who gain their income by recycling. Recyclers will walk the streets in search of bottles and cans which they can sell to a recycling depot for money. They usually work for themselves, traveling with shopping carts. Because they can work as much or as little as they like, recyclers often do very well financially. It is a common misconception that recyclers are poor. They may appear to be dirty looking or unshaven, and they may have a strong odor, but they should not be mistaken for hippies. The main difference between recyclers and hippies is that recyclers actually do work for their money

Recycling can be a rewarding career choice if you like to be your own boss and you enjoy a challenge.