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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Retirement.

Confrontation of spouses as one of them is no longer valuable to his employer, but has done so much that they can just dump them. The retired person is now permanently home and starts to interfere with housekeeping rituals in an attempt to make oneself useful.

Retirement is considered a common base for heart-attack.