Richard Gere

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“Hey! Richard - I'm not a hamster you know! There's no way I'd fit up there! Here you'll have to get up mine instead!”

~ Shilpa Shetty on Richard Gere

“I think that hamster thing was true”

~ Captain Obvious on Richard Gere

Richard Gere is a famous actor who always plays his roles with a hamster obstructed in his rectum.

I like this way, this is me, take me or leave me. - He declared to the Mickey Mouse Fan Club when the truth about the mini-zoo opened recently in his butt was confirmed.

Richard Gere, dressed as a woman, appears on the Australian $10 note.

Richard Gere is an American actor who, for some reason, has been placed on the Australian $10 note. His most famous movie by far is the "Gerbil Stuffing Club". This movie also stars Julia Roberts.

More recently he bit Shilpa Shetty on the neck at an AIDS benefit for truck drivers (the obvious place) leading to suggestions that he might either be a Vampire or think he was one. Devout Indian Hindu's were incensed and burn't pictures of the two of them as they felt Richard Gere had betrayed Hamsters, and not only that but they felt that they should have got there first.

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