“Hey! Richard - I'm not a hamster you know! There's no way I'd fit up there! Here you'll have to get up mine instead!”
“I think that hamster thing was true”
Richard Gere is a famous actor who always plays his roles with a hamster obstructed in his rectum.
I like this way, this is me, take me or leave me. - He declared to the Mickey Mouse Fan Club when the truth about the mini-zoo opened recently in his butt was confirmed.
More recently he bit Shilpa Shetty on the neck at an AIDS benefit for truck drivers (the obvious place) leading to suggestions that he might either be a Vampire or think he was one. Devout Indian Hindu's were incensed and burn't pictures of the two of them as they felt Richard Gere had betrayed Hamsters, and not only that but they felt that they should have got there first.