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Ride is an activity in which one object horribly chaffes another.

Examples of use in english: "This underwear is riding up my neither regions" - sumo wrestler during a tournament
"Then this chick went for a ride on my piston head" - Former United States President Jimmy Hoffa
"Why are you riding my ass like this?" - Taliban insurgent commenting on a compatriots unorthodox use of his pack mule.
"Ride...ride... how they ride..." - Jello B Afra