ROBLOX (AKA Robots Or Bullshit that Likes Online Xex) is a free online game intended to teach children how to kill each other and yell "NUUUU fuk u n00bs h4x 1 c4nn0t k1ll u". The game was said to be free, but many protesters said that they need to pay to get Robux and buy what they want. The game was widely played by children under 13 who wants to Online Date with women and have Online Sex with them, often resulting to kids being spanked on the arse multiple times.
Roblox has an unusual history, as their creators are always drunk while they type the source code. The results are always buggy, until one guy sent them to rehab for 5 minutes, leading to the Roblox staff to stop alcoholism once and for all, and starting a new life. Telamon did all the delivering, Builderman sell them wearing a disguise and all the remaining staff members being blackmailed by Telamon for selling drugs in China, Mexico and Vietnam. While they were sent to the said countries for trial, Telamon creates a game suitable for young people and adults alike; ROBLOX.
Now we know that, like Mr. Krabs, Telamon is a greedy idiot. He said that the game is free, and said that we can make our own clothing. But actually, we need to pay him a few hundred bucks to create our own sexy sweat pants. No wonder most people wanted to play Blockland or Minecraft instead of this piece of crap, but both are needed to be paid to get everything in the game completely, like Roblox.
For regular gamers
- A bloxxer shirt
- A place to modify freely
- A starter cash of 10 tickets
- A rank 1 level
- A dead hooker's ass
- A sandwich picked up from the trash bin
- A tiny knife
- A worn out condom
- A drink made out of ball sweat
For regular BC members (costs a few bucks)
- A daily amount of 10 Robux every day
- A free helmet
- A complex house
- A hooker
- A sword
- A rank 5 level
- A bronze condom
- A baguette useful for a weapon
- Ability to make your own clothes
- Ability to change your shape
For Turbo BC members (costs a lot of cash)
- A daily amount of 20 Robux every day
- A sturdy helmet
- A mansion
- 10 hookers
- All kinds of swords from Sword Fights on The Heights
- A rank 10 level
- A gold condom
- A zombie morph
- A bloxaide drink
- Infinite amount of robux
- A helmet made of precious rocks
- A building with a Stairway to Heaven
- 50 hookers, plus 2 cows
- A ban hammer
- A platinum condom
- A humanized morph
- A glass of warm piss water
- A 32 pack of Budwiser Beer
- The right to kill noobs
- A giant hand.. yeah, you know.
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Please do not buy any lamp oil, rope or bombs.
All reviews are negative, people saying that "Roblox is FUCKED UP and it destroyed my computer because of the shitload amount of bricks". The original vote was -9001/10, but Telamon hacked this and turned it into 1337/10. Most people complained about the lag, the stupid bugs, their rules of disallowing off topic messages into their website and the kids masturbating to slutty female robloxians AT AGE 5. The Roblox company does not give a shit, and still forced them/you to play it, or else you will die. Telamon just ignored their weak messages, then takes a shit on someone's cereal box unnoticed.