Robot Unicorn Attack

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THE BEST GAME EVAR!!!!1ONE111!!!!

“This game SUCKS!!”

~ You before playing Robot Unicorn Attack

“OMFG THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVAR!!!!”

~ You after playing Robot Unicorn Attack

“ALWAYS, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU, AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!”

~ you whilst playing Robot Unicorn Attack

“Its a game by Adult Swim featuring a robotic unicorn jumping and dashing”

“I really don't see the point of this game”

“Nobody knows who started it, but we know it was Robot Unicorn Attack who blackened the skies.”

~ Morpheus on Robot Unicorn Attack

“Okay, i refuse to give this article a good quote. oh wait... SHI-”

~ Oscar Wilde on Dividing by zero

What the fuck is this thing???[edit]

The game is actually a very dangerous drug, it causes users to enter a state of extreme rapture, not unlike ecstasy, and casues all of the following symptoms

  • visions of a apparently robotic unicorn whose apparent hair is apparently on multicolored fire, apparently. (classic example of someone on drugs)
    • Users have also reported several dolphins to have lept out over the bottom screen.
  • inability to press any button on the keyboard except for the Z and X keys
  • Need to scream out Always by Erasure at the top of their voice
  • Has been reported that at least one game reviewer has rated this game Almost 9000 out of 10.
  • desire to make stupid pages like this on stupid websites like this.
  • this:
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER!!!

Lyrics[edit]

Open your eyes, I see

Your eyes are open

Wear no disguise for me

Come into the open


When it is cold (When it is cold) outside (outside)

Am I here in vain?

Hold on to the night

There´ll be no shame


Always, I want to be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony oh love

(Always) I want to be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony oh love

(Always)


Melting the ice for me

Jump into the ocean

Hold back the tide, I see

Your love in motion


When it is cold (When it is cold) outside (outside)

Am I here in vain?

Hold on to the night

There´ll be no shame


Always, I want to be with you

And make believe with you (Always)

And live in harmony, harmony oh love

(Always) I want to be with you (Always)

And make believe with you (Always)

And live in harmony, harmony oh love

(Always)


When it is cold (When it is cold) outside (outside)

Am I here in vain?

Hold on to the night (When it is cold in the night)

(Where the new love grows) There´ll be no shame (no shame)


Always, I want to be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony oh love (the leaves are falling down)

(Always) I want to be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony oh love

(Always) I want to be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony oh love (all the leaves are falling down

(Always) I want to be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony oh love

(Always) I want to be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony oh love (all the leaves are falling down)

(Always) I want to be with you

Gameplay (A.K.A, how to consume the drug)[edit]

The game is consumed as following: Step 1: Press Z to make your dreams come true!!!

DOUBLE JUMP NOW!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!111!!1!1

Step 2: Press Z to jump, again Step 3: Press X to move very fast, fast enough even to be able to smash though giant stars

Step 4: Repeat steps 2-3 until you crash, and the unicorn's head explodes

the unicorn is crying. poor unicorn

Step 5: ????? Step 6: Profit! Step 7: Press Z to make your next wish Step 8: repeat steps 2-7 until game over

This becomes your aim in life[edit]

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Where can i play this thing???[edit]

This is the cancer that is uniting the internet