Romero and Julio
Definitely the runt of Shakespeare's plays, Romero and Julio was written while Shakespeare was experimenting with the popular drug, Vicodin. Contrary to the eloquence of Romeo and Juliet, Romero and Julio is a blue collar tale about two gay Mexican laborers. Romero and Julio demonstrates the controversy of depicting various lawn instruments as belong to a gay couple. As the play starts to get dull, the elusive Theta makes a guest appearance. Theta comes in, and shows Romero and Julio who they really are... Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Theta then decides to go supersayan, and join the ranks of the Greek alphabet.