Ron Popeil

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Ron Popeil.

Played The Joker in the 1960s television show Batman starring Adam West and other forgettable actors.

Often seen running down a street carrying white bags with the insignia “$” ironed to the side, Ron is eventually asked to return the bags to JC Penny's where he may only receive store credit because of their return policy. Experts claim adorning the bags with "NOT $" iron on patches may cause less suspicion and reduce Joker Gang cronie beatings by 112%.