Ross McNinja

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Hi, This article is all about Ross McNinja; THE REAL ROSS MCNINJA. This article is awesome. My name is Donald Blake and I can't stop thinking about Ross McNinja. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts[edit]

  1. Ross McNinja is a mammal.
  2. Ross McNinja fights ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of Ross McNinja is to flip out and kill people.

Testimonial[edit]

Typical Ross McNinja Gear

Ross McNinja can kill anyone he wants! Ross McNinja cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn’t even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flip out ALL the time.

I heard that Ross McNinja was eating at a diner, and when some dude dropped a spoon Ross McNinja killed the whole town. My friend Brad said that he saw Ross McNinja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Ross McNinja has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop ALL your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ross McNinja is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Ross McNinja is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love Ross McNinja with all of my body (including the back of my neck).

Q and A[edit]

This is a picture of my best friend Brad showing off. He's alot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is braggable.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Ross McNinja?

A: Ross McNinja is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn’t give a crap, but on the other hand, Ross McNinja is very careful and precise.


Q: I heard that Ross McNinja is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Ross McNinja can be mean OR totally awesome.


Q: What does Ross McNinja do when he’s not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is spent flying, but sometime he stabs. (Ask Brad if you don't believe me.)