Hi, This article is all about Ross McNinja; THE REAL ROSS MCNINJA. This article is awesome. My name is Donald Blake and I can't stop thinking about Ross McNinja. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
- Ross McNinja is a mammal.
- Ross McNinja fights ALL the time.
- The purpose of Ross McNinja is to flip out and kill people.
I heard that Ross McNinja was eating at a diner, and when some dude dropped a spoon Ross McNinja killed the whole town. My friend Brad said that he saw Ross McNinja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Ross McNinja has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop ALL your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ross McNinja is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Ross McNinja is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love Ross McNinja with all of my body (including the back of my neck).
Q and A
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Ross McNinja?
Q: I heard that Ross McNinja is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?
Q: What does Ross McNinja do when he’s not cutting off heads or flipping out?