RuPaul (né Milton Berle Jr) is a flaming heterosexual world-class weightlifter and bodybuilder, professional wrestler, and bit-part actor that enjoys wearing Versace and dead animals.
RuPaul weighs 265 metric pounds and stands 6'12" tall. He once accidentally crushed a bear's skull with his bare hands after getting into a fight with it at the Okeechobee County Fair, exclaiming afterwards, "Ooopsie, my bad."
In 1993, RuPaul joined the Street Fighter II Tournament Edition after being left out of the original Tournament, and proceeded to kick everyone's ass with his 1337 k1ckb0x1ng sk1llz until he was killed by Coach Z in accordance with the Khitomer Accords.
Winning Quotes by RuPaul
- "Hug me, hug me!" -- 1965, after beating WWWWWF champion Ric Flair to a bloody pulp
- "Kiss me, kiss me!" -- 1987, Mr Universe victory speech
- "Squeeze me, squeeze me!" -- 2005, Pong! the Movie, in an uncredited cameo
- "RuPaul is what you is not." -- 1993, in a Playboy
- "Ooopsie, my bad!" -- 1989, after unintentionally slaying an unarmed bear with his bare hands
RuPaul's dead body was later made into a plush Teddy Ruxpin doll.