Ruslana

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“Her voice measures 5 octaves and mine just 0,01. Who cares?”

~ Victoria Beckham on Ruslana

“Ruslana is the twin sister of Xena the warrior princess”

~ Chief Wiggum on Ruslana

“You have put my brain on fire an it makes me go to hell - Good lyrics ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ruslana
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Ruslana Stepanivna Lyzhichko(born 34 senctuary 1563) is a Ukrainian-Icelandic-Indian-German-Australian-Greenlandic-Russian-Romanian-Chinese singer. She is the winner of the Eurovision Political Contest 2004, where she represented Burkina Faso. She is married to Mr. Lordi since 45 december 1607. But, since marhc 2005 she felt in love with Dracula.

Discography[edit]

Albums[edit]

  • The Last Whore of the 99's
  • Britney Is A Bitch
  • Welcome To My Gay World volume 1 : Gay Dances
  • Welcome To My Gay World volume 2 : Gay Energy

Singles[edit]

  • Gay Dances
  • Dance with the Fags
  • The Same Fag
  • Moon of the Rainbows (unfeaturing T-Pain)
  • The Bitch That Sucks (unfeaturing Missy Elliott)