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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about SLUts. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.

SLUts, not to be confused with Sluts, are members of an elite terrorist group that pray to St. Lawrence five times a day. Although they are elite, they are neither 1337 nor mathematically elite, yet they can be represented by the following equation:


Students from Clarkson College of Technology are examples of what SLUts are not.