Save a Jesii Foundation
The Jesii were peace keepers in the Galaxy prior to the election of George W Bush and the formation of his evil empire. For a thousand years they maintained peace by the simple expedient of removing limbs from anyone who raised their voice. All of this came to a sad close when George W Bush fooled the inter-galatic senate and Condoleezza Rice by masquerading as George Lucas. Having gained control of the US imperial war machine, he corrupted the spelling to Jedi and started an overly aggressive marketing campaign. The Save a Jesii foundation was started to find homes for the sad bewildered creatures, until such time they can form a rebellion and once again sever the limbs of anyone caught selling cigarettes.