Screwby-Doo is an over-pushed children's cartoon produced by the twin animators Hannah and Barbara Productions, for the family company Productions Productions. First aired in 1968, it was famous for its gutsy tackling of sensitive issues such as bullying, war and sexual repression.
Uniquely for a cartoon, Scooby-Doo was filmed live. The Productions Productions production team of William Hanna and Joseph Barbera chose to employ and film the antics of an array of two-dimensional men and women for the show; furthermore, the characters portrayed by these individuals were named after them. This, more than anything else, has given rise to the internet rumour that the show was filmed based on true enough events. Further discussion of this and other rumours --- fallacious, retarded and otherwise --- can be found at the bottom of this article.
- see: Scooby Gang
Fred Jones (31 October 1949 - 24 November 1995) was the leader of the gang, and always pulled the others together when times got tough (roughly five times per episode). He was always portrayed as a stern but fair leader; the only exception was in Episode 33, "The Ghost in the Shell," where he smokes some serious doobie and tells Velma Dinkley that she needs to lighten up twelve times in a row.
In the end-of-season-three cliffhanger, "The Mystery of the Purple Cyclops," "Fred" is revealed to be a flamboyant homosexual named Clint who has been living a double-life all this time. However, in the episode at the start of season four, "Hey, Hey, It's The DEA," this double-life is revealed to be a triple-life as "Clint" is revealed to be an undercover agent for the government who shops the gang out to the Man.
Fred Jones suffers from severe cases of Schizophrenia and Hysteria, as result of his constant drug abuse. He often refers to his fellow clue-finders as his "gang". This may have been caused by a childhood incident when Jones still lived in Harlem trying to be the first white Globetrotter. We believe this encounter was with the KKK, whom he would meet again.
Unfortunately, while Jones was somewhere in the deep south, he was attacked and dismembered by a ghost, which in fact actually happened to be a Klan Member, who was actually a Crtips Member in disguise.
Velma Dickley (b. 7 January 1950 - 1 April 1987) is the brains of the gang, and is always the one who does the thinking and pieces together the clues in order to solve the mystery. Her catchphrase is "I'd eat that! Twice!."
During the shows "high" era, in Episode 127, "Plot Twist on the High Seas", the episode's plot twist was the revealing of Velma's third cousin Thelma, who solves mysteries with her friends Tyrone Jones, Deputy Blake, Lumpy, and their favorite German Shepard Johnson Kingsley III, Duke of the Netherlands and owner of Oscar Meyer.
A recent survey found that 90% of people thought Velma was a lesbian, whilst the remaining 10% thought she was an evil alien robot from England.
She was found dead in an alley with multiple bone fractures, severe bruising, head trauma, lacerations on her arms, overian cancer, receding hairline, the deadly gum disease GINGIVITIS, 3 bullet wounds, loss of hearing, and AIDS. After further investigation, the CFBI (Coolsville Fun Board Interns) discovered Mr. Dickley was often abused by the other members of the cast and crew between filming. After grueling trials and some ingenious behind the scenes "persuasion" by Daphne, the "gang" got away with just 3 hours in Coolsville Prison.
Fred Jones's girlfriend, Daphne Blake, (23 February 1950 - 18 August 1989) is the only hot member (Relating to what she would look like if she was real) of the team who always ends up getting kidnapped by the villains, and later rescued by the team. She is often used as the 'bait' for the 'hilarious' 'traps' that the 'team' set in order to 'snare' the 'ghosts.'
In Episode 88, "The Curse of Death And Treasure Island", Stephanie van der Smear—the actress playing Blake—quit the team, and turned to prostitution. She then got into modeling after she was picked up by Heidi Klum, gained superstardom, and was found dead in a dumpster after her first movie role "JJ's Mom."
Shaggy (27 August 1950 - 2 June 1990) is the comic relief of the team. His style of dressing and manner of speech are obviously designed to parody the "stoner" hippies of the 1960s. He is Scooby's best friend, and the action generally follows the two of them as they stumble from misadventure to misadventure, returning periodically to the gang to sponge some more money from them.
Shaggy is comically lucky: while he always gets things wrong, the consequences always land on somebody else instead. For example, in Episode 47, "Mr. Soap's Cheesy Handshake", Shaggy eats a banana and casually throws the peel away, and as a result a nun is shot and dies.
Scooby Doo (7 October 2012) is a straight up G out of Compton. He was born in Compton to some stupid ho that got knocked up working the corner. Shortly after Scooby was born his mom ditched his ass and hit up Top Cat, Wally Gator, Peter Potamus, and Yogi Bear for some good ol' fashioned inter-species lovin'. He spent his early days as a drug dealer and that's where he met Shaggy (also nicknamed faggy from his prison days.) who introduced him to the rest of the group. Shaggy was trying to solve the mystery of who sold him the bad weed. The two became friends and were now solving mysteries and always eating everything in site. They're always high that's why they're always hungry.
Scooby Doo became the last surviving member of the gang and now spends his years making love to his fangirls and his homosexual fanboys. Yes, he's a dog, but do THEY care??????? sucked daphines spussy
Scrappy Doo (1995-2001) was Scooby's weird ass cousin. He was seen in episodes 78-143. He was a very energetic puppy known for his catch phrase P-P-P Puppy Power! In episode 98 titled Shaggy Accidentally Shot His Cock Off it was revealed he had a severe sex addiction. The Sex addiction was further explored in episode 112 titled Scooby Ran Over a prostitute. In this episode Scrappy contracts MegaGonorrhea from a Transvestite hooker. Thanks to him being a retard he was hated by everyone who knew him. Shaggy said in a 2004 interview titled "The Gang: Where They Are Now" "Everyone hated him, he was the outcast of the gang". Scrappy Doo was kicked out of the gang on June 3rd 1999 for sexually harassing Fred. After the gang Scrappy got into drugs and had connections to a drug cartel ran by El Chapo. During this time He found peace in Islam But it wasn't long until He became a radical Islamist. Sadly on September 10th 2001 just hours before he got on AA flight 11 Scrappy Doo was gunned down in Miami by a Cuban drug cartel. The gang upon hearing this news celebrated cheering and getting wasted. Oddly enough the day they got wasted was almost exactly 9 months before Velma had her mentally retarded son named Jimmy.
Mr Black was a doctor who lived in the black estate. In one of the most recent episodes, the gang split up to find clues to who killed him. Daphne incorrectly accused Proffesor Plum with the Candlestick in the Library, when he was actually out on his fifth unsuccesful date.
Planner of devious and humiliating traps. Occasionally the gang will ask him for help in trapping their "Monster", often to the reply "Well aah shure am glad you kids asked me, cos' I've been workin on the most darndest rootin-tootin trap lately!", much to everyones general annoyance. He became so annoying, that the gang used his own traps to end his life.
Manager of the hotel the Scooby Gang usually stays at. He rotates between Hotels and appears to be the only employee on the job. He also usually ends up being The Phantom that is haunting the hotel as well. Trying to scare off the guests so he can get at the gold hidden in the hotel. Mr. Jeevers became so common that they recorded the same phrase so it can be repeated over and over again in the show. "And now let's see who The Phantom really is," the pull the mask off The Phantom, "Jinkies, it is Mr. Jeevers from the hotel!" Eventually Mr. Jeevers joins the Scooby gang as part of his rehabilitation for parole and helps them uncover other Phantoms. Unfortuantly, he gets murdered in his first job.
Don Knotts was constantly used in Scooby Doo more than any other famous person. More than Batman and Robin or Phyllis Diller and The Three Stooges (Well, the Harlem Globetrotters were actually used the most, but they don't count cause they're black). Don Knotts played himself as a bumbling detective who often accuses the Scooby Gang of being relatives to the missing person he is looking for, and accuses them of kidnapping that person so they would get their share of the estate.
A rapist who is a frequent villain on the series. He and Scrappy Doo were caught "behind closed doors" in at least two episodes. When Scrappy died, The Creeper commited suicide.
Not to be confused with the Klans Member, that was actually a Crips Member, that followed Fred. Your first impression of the ghost may be that he is one of the goony (but extremely campy) monsters who the gang is always investigating. Actually, he's a streaker, as well as a "partner-in-slime" (literally) to the Creeper. When the Creeper commited suicide, the Ghost did the same thing.
Like many cartoons at the time, each episode of Scooby-Doo followed roughly the same format, with only minor alterations between them.
In the first act, the gang, traveling in the Mystery Machine (a time-travelling Volkswagen minibus, converted from a former pedophile's van, which has the "mysterious" ability to appear bigger on the inside than on the outside) are observed traveling in no particular direction for no apparent reason (many believed it was due to Daphne's secret gypsy lifestyle) when they come across a place supposedly haunted by a ghost. Often the "hook" used to pull them in is that the Mystery Machine breaks down and they need to stop for repairs, or that an old friend of Fred's requires their help, or (as is the case in Episode 56, "The Mystery of Mystery Island") Shaggy's near-endless supply of crystal meth has run dry to the point where the floral designs on the Mystery Machine stop moving, and they need to refill.
The gang then begin investigation of the area. They find clues, and—inevitably—Daphne becomes owner of the house, deserted amusement park, or wherever the episode takes place. This will happen through some sort of inventive misunderstanding, often involving the Thirteen Lawyers. At the end of the first act, the ghost will put in an appearance by sneaking up behind somebody and playing some sort of hilarious practical joke.
The second act always consists of Shaggy's extensive psychiatric counseling. There is comical doubletalk between him and his psychotherapist (who always remains unnamed and off-camera; all we ever see of the psychotherapist is his enormous hat) which seems to be building to a recovery on Shaggy's behalf, but is interrupted at the last minute, causing Shaggy to relapse. The reason for the interruption is different every episode. In Episode 6, "The Trouble with Tribbles", for example, the psychotherapist steps outside to get a cup of coffee and is gunned down by Mafioso goons.
In the third act, the gang move into their new property and begin tidying up the mess left after the horror movie. The horror itself always happens off-camera, before the third act begins. (As the series went on, the references to the wild excesses that occurred on the movie set became more and more extravagant; for example, in Episode 242, "The King in Yellow", Daphne complains at having to clean horse entrails from the living room.) Hilariously, the ghost prevents the gang from properly tidying the house. At first, the gang blame Shaggy for this, but eventually - through Velma's keen deduction or Fred's ability to "mind-meld" - become convinced that they are being taunted, and set a trap to catch the ghost.
In the fourth and final act, the trap is sprung, but thanks to Shaggy's blundering—it fails and they get caught in the trap themselves. They then start a fucking retarded music montage in which they run away like pussies, which usually results in the fucking guy in a suit appearing right behind them. In desperation, the gang are forced to shoot the ghost with a gun instead. At this point, the ghost is revealed to, in fact, be a former minor character in a costume. The gang abandon their new digs and flee as wanted murderers across the state line.
The Big Question
Many fans have wondered why the gang seem to be the only people in the world ever to wonder if the monsters are fake. Why does every other person believe the ghosts, phantoms and spectres encountered on a regular basis are real? Is everyone else the world an idiot? Couldn't somebody else piece together the puzzles for once? And why do the police always show up AFTER the criminal's been caught?
One attempt to answer this has been the novel, authored by Wendy Teasdale, "Scooby-Doo and the Illuminati." Set between Series 4 and 5 of the official series, Scooby-Doo and the Illuminati tells the epic story of the gang's discovery of a secret and shadowy conspiracy devoted to hiding all evidence of the gang's doings and wiping the minds of all those who encounter "monsters".
The position of this piece within series canon is hotly debated. The most contested points are:
- Given the events in Chapter 7, why is it that we never see the relationship between Fred and Leonard the Lawyer explored further - or even referred to - in Series 5?
- The character of Mindy Easdale appears as an old friend of the gang and proceeds to seduce and marry Shaggy and save the gang's skin several times, despite the fact that she is never mentioned in the series or any of the officially licensed merchandise.
- In the animated series, no mention is made of Twinkle, the gang's flying pony.
Hannah and Barbara productions have not released any official comment on Scooby-Doo and the Illuminati, and have insisted that writer J. Lindisfarne was speaking metaphorically when he vowed to "shoot that goddamn stalker bitch right in the face" upon being presented with a copy of the manuscript.
A series as successful as Scooby-Doo inevitably attracts all manner of rumours and theories. Some of the most common are:
- The concept behind the series was based on a set of real-life events witnessed by Hannah and Barbara. FACT. Not only was Hannah a psychic investigator between the ages of 23 and 30, but production manager N. Rafferty was a ghost.
- Episode 276 was written as a result of bitterness between writer J. Lindisfarne and the censors. FACT. Many fans are confused by the sudden, ending to Episode 276. J. Lindisfarne later revealed in his autobiography "I'm Sorry for Scrappy-Doo, All Right?" that a long and bitter vendetta had existed between him and Lobo Morecock, head censor at Productions Productions inc. Knowing that episode 276 was the last to be broadcast, and that Morecock would be on the sauce that day celebrating not having to read another page of lines of "P-P-Puppy Power!", Lindisfarne inserted an entirely unsuitable ending and rushed the animators into producing it before Morecock could come round.
- Scrappy-Doo was inserted into the series as a poorly-thought-out attempt to bolster flagging ratings. MYTH. Memos from the Productions Productions Inc. production offices, where the productions of Scooby-Doo were produced, reveal that production manager N. Rafferty had insisted on putting Scrappy-Doo into the cartoon to deal with accusations from the Christian Right that the gang were "a bunch of no-goodnik hippies with no morals or responsibilities". In demonstrating that Mister Doo was capable of looking after a child, N. Rafferty hoped to prove these accusations false.
- Velma is a "huuuuuge dyke". MYTH. Following public uproar in response to "The Sign of Four", the guest-edited Episode 132, Hannah and Barbara Productions explained at a press conference that Daphne had been bitten on her inner thigh by a cobra, and that Velma was simply sucking the venom out.
- Freddy's absence from the series was not by choice. FACT. It was during the filming of Episode 102, "Cometh the Shoggoth", that other members of the cast became aware of Freddy's increasing abuse of the steroid Wisterol. Thanks to the help and understanding of the cast and crew Freddy was able to return to work until the "Evelyn Waugh's Country Cottage Rent Boy With His Bum Full Of Broken Glass Found Dumped In The Bins" Scandal of 1982 when he was rendered unemployable. Freddy now works as a choreographer in San Francisco and lives with his best friend Raul, his former cravat designer from the series. Oh wait, he's supposed to be dead. Erm...look, a ghost!