Sektor

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Sektor's appearance in Mortal Kombat Crystal, because he became a robot he's looking to be stupid.

Sektor is a character in the video game series Mortal Kombat (He makes an appearance on: Mortal Kombat 3, Mortal Kombat Gold, Mortal Kombat Silver, Mortal Kombat Crystal and Mortal Kombat Diamond), and Supreme ruler of Japan.


Origin[edit]

Sektor's usual form is that of a Heinz Ketchup-bottle, together with the character Cyrax (Who is in-fact a Heinz mustard-jar), they form the McDonald's Duo. Originally, the McDonald's Duo are a publicity stunt by McDonald's to publicise their food in other realms, using represantatives in the Mortal Kombat (An interrealmical Marshmellow-burning competition).

However, Midway's (The she-devil who keeps creating Mortal Kombats) strict game-creating rules (All four words of them: Blood blood blood choppedliver) changed the McDonald's Duo into deadly assassin robots and gave them electronic Rastas.

In his dark past, Sektor was anally-raped by Ed Boon, who anally stole his animation and sprite and gave it to a million other characters in all colors of the rainbow. Not much is known about his days as a Ketchup-bottle.

Powers[edit]

When extremely drunk, Sektor will puke out all the McDonald's junk-food he ate in the form of an explosive missile. While not the most sophisticated of abilities, it is definitely more useful than a flying hat. Another ability Sektor has is to sing Electronic-Reggay (Granted to him by his electronic Rastas). The combination of the two music-styles turns human's minds into a chewing gum, the chewing gum then eats the inside of the person's head and dies. Of course, the Fatality (special ending-move, often used when baking pizza) that Sektor performs still has roots in his origins. The red-robot gives his opponent Mc-Royal meal, while tasty-looking (like all McDonald's food), it is highly poisonous (like all McDonald's food).

Death and return of Sektor[edit]

A year ago, Sektor committed suicide using a frying-pan and rat-poison, most people believe it was because he overclocked his mind-processor to play Half-Life 2 on 1024x768 with a constant 60 frames per second. His memory shall not be forgotten...

...However, since he is a Mortal Kombat character, he just came back. Sektor, now with a steel frame and sprinkler system, realized that suicide is for emos and not condiments-turned-cyborg ninjas. He founded the Tekunin, an army of ninja robots, and made pirates extinct. They then nominated Sektor as Emperor of Japan; he won getting 5% of the vote, beating Godzilla, Sailor Moon, and Bob Dole.