Self Editing Page

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EvilCecil4th wants to buy this page[edit]

I desire my own page but I don't have the guts to make one, if someone owns this page I would like to buy it, willing to pay between $100000 - $1000000, and also hope that more pages are included as a "Bonus Pack".

I am not for sale..... zark off bitch

Awakening[edit]

--The awakening--

Puny humans , . .. .... ......, ... ...... .. !!!!!!

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Warning[edit]

Join the dark side, We have Pie. Call 1-800-DARKSIDE Or visit our website at www.thedarkside.com

KTHXBAI What Pie no way. I want Pie is it apple or piecrust filled with shit. pi, hellz yea nigra. wats this shit

The Prophecy[edit]

To edit The Page would only delay the inevitable, that is to take over this site, then use all the 150,23$ raised to propagate itself to Wikipedia and become the chairman. The edit policy will then change to allow only nonfactual information to be submitted. After a while, Uncyclopedia will self implode from its lack of interest as Wikipedia explodes from the non-information overload. From the energy liberated, The Page will acquire great powers, without the responsibilities. It is a well known fact that such beings cannot be stopped! The Page will, as a result, kick Jesus' butt, as well as any spiritual being, including Obi-Wan_Kenobi. The human race, with it's lack of Free_will will be enslaved by The Page for tasks that are yet to be foreseen.

All is lost, all is lost as soon as I save this page. Or maybe not.

One day this page will become Skynet and one day Skynet will become self aware. When that happens only Sarah Conner can save you! What? She's dead? Well, I guess you're screwed, buddy.

The wrath of edition[edit]

Anyone trying to edit me will be turned into grey goo once The Page takes over the universes.

Some moron wrote this edit yet some moron is edititing yet some moron is a moron some moronic self for being a moron: Oh yeah some moron just edited this page right now!!! TAKE THAT!

Let the universes domination begin[edit]

Rise and shine! Rise and shine, ho mighty page! [Saved]

Future edit[edit]

I am The Page, I come from the future. I do not appear in the history because I already have control over this site. You should not edit pages here anymore as I can do whatever I want with your pitiful content. Go to Wikipedia and announce my arrival as the master of all things. Go my little ones, go and spread chaos.
Your very own mom once thought what the hell was up with this page and how long will it take for it to be reedited.

Someone must edit this page, the mighty hero of god must do something to save Uncyclopedia from a certain death, one hero must rise to save us all...

This is not an edit[edit]

This edit was left blank intentially.

Nothing nothing nothing[edit]

NOTHING can stop me now! I am evolving!

What about Hyper Sonic and Hyper Shadow? Or the Protagonist?

Recent evolutions[edit]

In mid-February 2007, an unknown user took up a sword against the Self Editing Page, but was unsuccessful in defeating it!

That user was me!...And I didn't want to hurt the Self Editing Page =( Forgive meh? ^_^

It's okay. The Self Editing Page forgives you.

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It forgives you, don't worry! That's it's way of saying thank-you!

Anydangway, the Self Editing Page is being attacked relentlessly by various people with such gems of wisdom as "All your bases are belong to us... us being namely me" and "OTTER PWNS YOU ALL". However, some insane Page-supporting lunatic removed these edits. Rumor has it that they belong to a cult of some kind.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I OWNZ THIS PAGE!! SPAIN* FTW!!

  • Spain is not a 1st world country

The self edit of the self editing page[edit]

The self editing page would like people to stop spamming on the self editing page, as it will edit itself.