Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 9

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September 9: Day of the Truffles Triffids

  • 9 Cirno is born.
  • 1000 - During the Battle of Svolder, King Olaf I of Norway falls overboard and disappears into the Baltic Sea. He is not seen again until Olaf II: Electric Boogaloo is released on video later that year.
  • 1087 - William the Conqueror dies. About time, too.
  • 1312 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
  • 1313 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
  • 1405 - The world's first soda siphon goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
  • 1828 - Leo Tolstoy is born. How boring is that?
  • 1839 - John Herschel takes the first glass plate photograph. Later photographs are of a glass cup, glass saucer, and a glass eye.
  • 1850 - California is admitted into the USA.
  • 1944 - Bulgaria is occupied liberated by Soviet troops.
  • 1967 - The spork is invented.
  • 1969 - No rioting in Paris. Rioting ensues.
  • 1976 - Mao Tse Tung passes away; sadly his dream of murdering more of his own people than Stalin is left unrealized.
  • 1988 - In the most intense fighting of the GI Joe-Transformers War, the Autobot-Joe Alliance and Union of Decepticon and Cobra Forces see heavy casualties in the Battle of the Backyard.
  • 2009 - Being the 9/9/09, and upside down Satan appeared, only to shorty die of spinal injuries.