Sex appeal

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Sex Appeal: A form of desperate pleading caused by lack of sex

Some Examples[edit]

  • "C'mon baby, just let me put the tip in"
  • "I love you"
  • "Everybody's doing it"
  • "Sure, I love Sleepless In Seattle!"
  • "I need you"
  • "If I don't get some, I'll get SEHS!"
  • "I'm a mayfly and I only have 24 hours in which to mate before dying"
  • "I'm a doctor"
  • "The CIA is after my penis, and I need somewhere to hide it."