“U SUCK. ASH WILL XXX MAY 4EVER”
“In soviet Russia, ship follows YOU!”
Shipping(relationshipping, Japanese: 陰茎の穴 カップリング) are the dumb religions about two Pokemon characters that are in relationship or something bad that will lead them into relationship. They are source of flame wars, because a Pearlshipper(Ash + Dawn) got offended when he/she saw Ash and May kissing. Shipping is the primary source of suicide and gang violence.
ship (shit) : "I support that ship" = "I support that shit"
shippy (horny) : "I'm very shippy!" = "I'm very horny!"
List of Shippings
- ___shipping: ___ + ___
- 100%gayshipping: Ash + Sasuke
- 666shipping: Bill Gates + Kadabra
- Advanceshipping: Ash + Ash's small dick
- Emoshipping: Ash + Ash
- Internetsshipping: Mudkip + Seaking
- Mudkipz!shipping: Mudkip + YOU
- Rivalshipping: Bill Gates + Steve Jobs
- Monopolyshipping: YOU + Microsoft Windows
- MicrosoftFirefoxshipping: Internet Explorer + Mozilla Firefox = Bullshit
java.lang.NullPointerException: This person follows null shipping. at Shipping.java:12 String main(String) at Uncyc.java:5256 String getArticleContents(String) at Server.java:624562 String request(String) at OS.java:5224 int run(String) at Computer.java:525462 int boot(int) ...
How to find a shipping
- Pirate every Pokemon anime episodes.
- Watch it every day
- Find hentai scenes
- Take notes
- Create a math formula to prove the shipping.
A typical shippy scene
Dawn: Look at your pants, it's overflowing! Ash: !! Because I feel shippy. Dawn: You mean ... ?! Ash: YEAH ...... ...... They they got AIDS. While they were getting AIDS, Team Rocket stole Pikachu!
A typical shipping deviantART artwork
Proof that Brock likes Ash:
Ash = 5
Brock = 13
Ash % GAY_CONSTANT = Gay
Brock * GAY_CONSTANT = Gay
Ash = Brock
5 = 13
HAHA, I ROCK
You are WRONG, WRONG!!!!!!!1!11!111!!11!!1
NUKE THE GAY BROCK.
ASH IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!11!111!!1!!!!!!
You are gay.
I don't care.
NOOOOO! YOU SUCK! 0/0 = YOU EXPLODED
GO TO HELL
Look at the troll comments! LOL
HAHA, finally found an anti-Pokemon. REPORTED.
HELP!!!! I'M OFFENDED........
Yeah! I finally found some gays............
ASH 8-0 BROCK 4EVER!
You ALL SUCK.
A typical Monopolyshipping club form thread
This club is for monopolyshipping fans. Monopolyshipping is about relationship between you and Microsoft Windows, and I'm a huge Windows fan, I believe Windows will take over the world!
If you are a monopolyshipping fan, you will:
JOIN NOW!!!!!! NO HATERS PLZ!!!!
I'm the creator of Monopolyshipping, I WILL JOIN!!!!11!11!11 NUKE COMMUNISTS!!
You are accepted.
NUKE MONOPOLY!! LINUX 4EVER!
101010101Communist, You are banned for hating Windows.
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! LINUX 4EVER!!!!!11!1!11
I will join the monopoly!!
In a shipping debate, users keep posting math formulas to prove the shipping, but they do not know math.
Ash = -8
Dawn = 0
0 -8 = SEX
Ash = Dawn
-8 = 0
- NaruSasu: Naruto + Sasuke
- NaruSaku: Naruto + Sakura
- NaruHina: Naruto + Hinata
Naruto = 1
Sasuke = 2
Naruto / 0 = Sasuke / 0
Naruto = Sasuke
1 = 2
Shipping is like politics and religions, many debates and conflicts happen. The shipping videos infringes copyright and they shut down YouTube. In Apr. 13, 2005, YouTube user ashXdawn999 was suspended due to over 9000 Pearlshipping videos that nobody cares. In schools, many fights and kills happen because of a shipping conflict. Shipping is banned in China.
Jan. 14, 2001
In Tokyo, Japan, 100 Advanceshipping fans were killed by a fat Pearlshipping fan in the street. Shipping became officially banned in Japan after that.
Feb. 2 2006
MySpace user Oturan commited suicide after he watched a video of Ash and May kissing sent by MySpace Ekusas, because he follows contestshipping. Later, Ekusas was jailed for 10 years.
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