Sine is a type of glue that is applied to triangles to hold them together in severe storms. It has practical applications sticking geometrical shapes to one-another, amongst other things. A Sine wave is a metaphysical cushion used to soften the round curves of numbers. Sometimes also called Cosine.
Sine functions and sine waves were first used by the ancient Greeks. Sine wave was discovered by a man named Lord Henry Double-Barrelled Surname; a working class man. He first noticed the sine wave when working at the smelting factory; for smelting cows. His lesser-known colleague, Werner Heisenberg, explained the principle of Sine waves and how they could apply to mathematics; Heisenberg documented several examples where it could be used and how it could be calculated. It was with this vague description that Lord Henry discovered the sine function.
Lord Henry and Heisenberg worked several hours overtime, forging the sine wave in the smelting plant, it was this first prototype that has become so renowned world wide; today it is known as Proto-sine, which can be seen on display in the- as of yet to be completed, Museum of tomorrow. Tragically Heisenberg was found murdered in a patent office just shortly before Lord Henry was able to patent the sine function as their creation. Coincidently, this happened to be the same patent office that the Sine function was patented at, fifteen minutes later.
Sine function throughout history
The sine function was used several times during the Second World War. It was used by both the allies and the axis (and several times by the third army whose name was squelched from history) to bomb key locations that did not actually exist.
Sine function was used by Doctor Brown during the development of the flux-capacitor in the 1980s. Lord Henry’s heirs tried to sue for patent violations, but the case was thrown out of court. Experts have suggested that the time-line was altered by Doctor Brown to manipulate the verdict; however, such claims have yet to be substantiated.