Sir Walter Raleigh

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Sir Walter Raleigh is a student from Prince Albert's school of magic tricks. He explored South Carolina and settlers eventually named some city "Raleigh".

Sir Walter Raleigh got trapped in a can when he got shrinked, then people starting calling grocery stores to make sure they wern't in possession of a can with a trapped human.